we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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