i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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