We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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