no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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