Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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