No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
