His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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