I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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