How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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