i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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