ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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