Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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