Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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