she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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