so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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