I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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