My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize