dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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