Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
being pregnant is like rehab
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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