Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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