yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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