physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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