So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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