So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Less talking, more tequila
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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