garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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