There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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