The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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