he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
