Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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