so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Damn victory sex feels great
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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