The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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