I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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