But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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