how can u be prego again
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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