idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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