Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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