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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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