Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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