garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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