I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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