He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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