Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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