SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
