so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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