I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Bring me that man meat
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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