He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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