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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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