David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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