I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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