i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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