three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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