Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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