Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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