That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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