i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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