Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
NoShamevember. You game?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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