? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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