This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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